An extremely difficult choice.

Two soaps, one...choice? One choice? Or can I use both on each hand, or one for each hand? Which soap goes on my left hand/right hand? Why do they put two different brands together! No wonder fast-food restaurants are so stressful.

                       P.S. This was at Taco Bell, and one of the employees, so stressed out by his indecisiveness, failed to wash his hands completely before returning to work.